“My son is roughly the size of an untrimmed brisket.”

by mal_wash_jayne

23 Comments

  1. ThatCanadianViking

    I had seen this and considered dharing it here haha

  2. Orion14159

    As an atheist, I gotta say – babies are much better when you spatchcock em and cook over high heat instead of low and slow like a brisket

  3. SAISer32

    Anything to avoid using the metric system

  4. hndjbsfrjesus

    “Honey, why is there a brisket in the bouncer?”

    Be right back, gotta check on the smoker.

  5. old-and-nerdy

    That Brisket looks like it spent 9 months in the smoker…

  6. Front_Low5132

    Can’t believe you risked cross contaminating the brisket.

  7. ChoripanPorfis

    That baby is getting absolutely mogged by that brisket what is he on about

  8. bullseye717

    Reminds me of Gorditos in Seattle that gave you a free burrito if you bring your month old infant and take a picture next to a burrito the size of a baby. 

  9. TripleSingleHOF

    Not what I had in mind when they mentioned the brisket had a child’s size…

  10. corona-lime-us

    Cue the “Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system” content bot.

  11. SlipperyGibbet

    which one would cook faster y’think?

  12. Runs_with_feet

    Don’t mix em up when you go to cook the brisket lol

  13. junkimchi

    The one on the left hits a stall at 20 years

  14. neverenoughmags

    Americans again providing they’ll do anything to avoid the metric system, lol….