“My son is roughly the size of an untrimmed brisket.”
“My son is roughly the size of an untrimmed brisket.”
by mal_wash_jayne
23 Comments
Captain-Marcel
Barely any marbling on him.
Probably_not_maybe
r/anythingbutmetric
GoldenLegoMan
Baby backs!
ThatCanadianViking
I had seen this and considered dharing it here haha
Orion14159
As an atheist, I gotta say – babies are much better when you spatchcock em and cook over high heat instead of low and slow like a brisket
Sigma--6

SAISer32
Anything to avoid using the metric system
hndjbsfrjesus
“Honey, why is there a brisket in the bouncer?”
Be right back, gotta check on the smoker.
old-and-nerdy
That Brisket looks like it spent 9 months in the smoker…
KindLengthiness5473
low n slow
Front_Low5132
Can’t believe you risked cross contaminating the brisket.
Noname1106
He’s growing like a beef.
ChoripanPorfis
That baby is getting absolutely mogged by that brisket what is he on about
bullseye717
Reminds me of Gorditos in Seattle that gave you a free burrito if you bring your month old infant and take a picture next to a burrito the size of a baby.
TripleSingleHOF
Not what I had in mind when they mentioned the brisket had a child’s size…
yurinator71
He will get over it.
corona-lime-us
Cue the “Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system” content bot.
SlipperyGibbet
which one would cook faster y’think?
Runs_with_feet
Don’t mix em up when you go to cook the brisket lol
23 Comments
Barely any marbling on him.
r/anythingbutmetric
Baby backs!
I had seen this and considered dharing it here haha
As an atheist, I gotta say – babies are much better when you spatchcock em and cook over high heat instead of low and slow like a brisket

Anything to avoid using the metric system
“Honey, why is there a brisket in the bouncer?”
Be right back, gotta check on the smoker.
That Brisket looks like it spent 9 months in the smoker…
low n slow
Can’t believe you risked cross contaminating the brisket.
He’s growing like a beef.
That baby is getting absolutely mogged by that brisket what is he on about
Reminds me of Gorditos in Seattle that gave you a free burrito if you bring your month old infant and take a picture next to a burrito the size of a baby.
Not what I had in mind when they mentioned the brisket had a child’s size…
He will get over it.
Cue the “Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system” content bot.
which one would cook faster y’think?
Don’t mix em up when you go to cook the brisket lol
The one on the left hits a stall at 20 years
https://preview.redd.it/lt4cd4nvbhif1.jpeg?width=1481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d915c14f3217c4dde7d85e3ea76c623fc65f9f9b
Americans again providing they’ll do anything to avoid the metric system, lol….
Honey I smoked the kid.